Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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