I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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