Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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