i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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