she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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