So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
