What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Randomize
