So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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