My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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