I'm really into asian looking animals
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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