you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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