Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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