Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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