Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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