we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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