Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown