The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE