Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Randomize
