I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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