I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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