i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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