He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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