$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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