so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I pour the whiskey from now on
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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