I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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