there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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