A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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