On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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