big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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