we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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