so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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