Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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