He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
