You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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