if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
COCAINE IS GR8
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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