Cold hands, warm shart.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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