he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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