He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Randomize
