I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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