I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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