Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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