He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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