btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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