Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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