OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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