You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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