Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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