We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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