I am in a vortex of obligation.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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