I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
