Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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