I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Woke up backwards on a recliner
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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