Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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