Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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