Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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