lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I want to have your abortion
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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